Monday, February 11, 2008

Episode 30

CALVIN sees the Deltas leaving the arena during the time out. He approaches GWEN.

CALVIN - Hey!

GWEN - Hey! I didn't know you were coming to the game!

(GWEN is smiling as she hugs CALVIN.)

CALVIN - Uh... I wasn't going to at first. But uh... I just needed to uh... to get out and get some... air ya know.

GWEN - Is something wrong?

(silence)

(CALVIN stares at GWEN.)

CALVIN - Its kinda loud here. Can we sneak off somewhere and talk? There's something I need to ask you about.

(GWEN now looks worried.)

GWEN - Uh... sure. Hold on.

(She turns to her sorors.)

GWEN - Hey, I'll catch up with yall in a few.

TIA - Cool.

CAMILLE thinks - Hmmm, what's up with Gwen and white boy?

(CAMILLE laughs and says something to TIA as they pass CALVIN.)

CALVIN - Come on.

(GWEN follows CALVIN in the opposite direction and they head back toward the lobby.)

CALVIN - We're losing pretty bad huh?

GWEN - Yeah, we're gettin' stomped. I don't know what's going on and I don't know where Buck is.

CALVIN - Buck isn't playing?

GWEN - No. Maybe he's hurt or something.

CALVIN - I guess.

(They continue to walk.)

GWEN thinks - See, this is about to be messed up! He's gonna wanna break up or something, after we had sex. That is so messed up!

CALVIN - We can go right over there, at least I can hear you now.

(CALVIN smiles, GWEN fakes a smile.)

GWEN thinks - I hate dogs like this! Aint this some shit! I give this dude a chance, nevermind the fact that he's a white boy, and he tries to hit it and scram! This is so messed up!

(CALVIN walks to the corner and faces GWEN who is looking upset.)

CALVIN - Hey, I just wanted to get you alone to talk to you about something.

GWEN - Mmmmm hmmmmm.

CALVIN - Uh...

(silence)

CALVIN - I really don't even know how to bring this up or say this.

GWEN - Why don't you just say what you have to say Calvin.

(GWEN clearly has an attitude.)

CALVIN - Wait, what's wrong?

GWEN - Nothing. Just say it okay?

CALVIN - Are you okay?

(GWEN sighs.)

GWEN - Look, we don't have to make this all drawn out okay. Say what you gotta say and if you wanna bounce, go ahead and bounce.

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ROBBIE is in TAMMI's kitchen. He is heating up some cold pizza in her microwave.

ROBBIE - You got any soda or something?

TAMMI - Drink some water Robbie. You don't drink enough water.

ROBBIE - Water? With pizza?

TAMMIE - Yes boy! Water is good for you.

ROBBIE - You can't drink water with pizza. That's against the rules.

TAMMI - Rules?

ROBBIE - Yeah, you have to drink either beer or soda with pizza. That's the way God made things.

(TAMMI laughs. ROBBIE laughs too.)

TAMMI - Shut up boy.

(ROBBIE folds his arms and leans back against the counter top as his food heats up.)

ROBBIE - So what's on the agenda for tonight?

TAMMI - I was hoping we could spend a quiet evening at home and just... talk.

ROBBIE - Oh yeah? That sounds good.

TAMMI - As long as your cell phone doesn't interrupt us.

ROBBIE - My cell? What you mean my...

(ROBBIE's cell phone rings. TAMMI smiles at him sarcastically.)

TAMMI - Speak of the ironic demon.

(ROBBIE smiles and looks at his display. LEAH.)

ROBBIE thinks - Shit.

(He stops the phone from ringing. He doesn't answer.)

ROBBIE - See? You got my undivided attention babe. And that was an important call. No calls tonight. Okay?

(TAMMI smiles.)

TAMMI - Okay.

(The microwave ends and ROBBIE pulls his pizza out.)

ROBBIE - So did you want to talk about anything in particular?

TAMMI - Well...

(ROBBIE walks over and sits down.)

TAMMI - ...yes, now that you mention it.

ROBBIE - You want some of this?

TAMMI - Of course I want some! I ordered it!

ROBBIE - But that was yesterday. I didn't know if you were hungry right now.

TAMMI - I'm just playin'. I don't want none. I gotta watch my figure and two days of pizza aint good for my figure.

ROBBIE - Girl aint nothin' at all wrong with your figure. Everything is right with your figure!

(TAMMI laughs.)

ROBBIE - So anyway, what you wanna talk about?

TAMMI - I want to get your opinion on something.

ROBBIE - Okay.

TAMMI - You're a really good person to ask and I do want your honest opinion.

ROBBIE - Well you know I'm gonna be honest with you babe. Fo sho.

TAMMI - And I would like your support on this as well.

ROBBIE - I always got your back. What's up?

(TAMMI pauses and smiles. She sits up straight.)

TAMMI - I think I want to pursue Zeta Phi Beta. What do you think?

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CALVIN and GWEN are talking in the corner of the arena.

CALVIN - I really don't even know how to bring this up or say this.

GWEN - Why don't you just say what you have to say Calvin.

(GWEN clearly has an attitude.)

CALVIN - Wait, what's wrong?

GWEN - Nothing. Just say it okay?

CALVIN - Are you okay?

(GWEN sighs.)

GWEN - Look, we don't have to make this all drawn out okay. Say what you gotta say and if you wanna bounce, go ahead and bounce.

CALVIN - Bounce? Gwen what are you talking about?

(GWEN just sighs and looks away. She is getting angrier.)

CALVIN - I feel like I'm missing something here. What did I do?

GWEN - Nothing Calvin. Nothing.

CALVIN - Well then why...

GWEN - I thought you said you had something you wanted to talk to me about. Isn't that why you pulled me over here?

CALVIN - Well yeah, I do.

GWEN - Well?

CALVIN - Okay.

(CALVIN is still confused.)

CALVIN - I wanted to ask you... um... okay, when I was in your place, and in your bathroom, I accidentally knocked open your medicine cabinet and...

GWEN - You what?

CALVIN - It was totally an accident I swear, but I opened your medicine cabinet and... and I saw some of your... your medicine.

(GWEN is silent.)

CALVIN - Listen, I know what kind of problems you face and I just wanna...

GWEN - Problems? Who said I go through problems?

CALVIN - Well, I just thought that...

GWEN - You went snooping around in my things and now you're saying I got problems like there's something wrong with me or something!

CALVIN - No I didn't snoop, I'm not sayin'...

GWEN - What are you tryin' to say? I'm not sick you know!

CALVIN - I didn't say you were. I just wanna help... if I can.

GWEN - Help? Help what?

CALVIN - I mean, if there's anything I can do? I'm sorry if you...

GWEN - Sorry? What do you think I'm dying or something?

CALVIN - No!

GWEN - Look there's nothing wrong with me! I'm fine and I don't need your help and I don't appreciate you all up in my business! Just leave me alone okay?

(GWEN turns to leave.)

CALVIN - Gwen wait!

GWEN - Leave me alone!

(CALVIN tries to grab her arm but she pulls it away as she quickly walks toward the exit.)

CALVIN - Gwen! Wait!

(GWEN hurries off and to not start a scene in front of so many people, CALVIN stops and watches her walk out the double doors, leaving the arena.)

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ERIC is escorted upstairs by a nurse and by DELL his frat brother.

NURSE - Have a seat right here Eric. I'm just gonna do a blood pressure and take your temperature.

ERIC - You're not gonna stick it in my butt are you?

(ERIC laughs. The nurse doesn't.)

NURSE - Not unless you want me to.

(ERIC hops up on the table and leans toward DELL.)

ERIC - Nurses can't take jokes I guess.

DELL - You know how that is bruh.

(The nurse grabs ERIC's arm for the blood pressure test.)

ERIC - Hey, go easy.

NURSE - Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were a real man.

ERIC - What!

(The nurse goes back to what she is doing.)

NURSE - What's this?

(She turns his arm over and sees his Kappa brand.)

ERIC - That's a brand. It's for my fraternity.

NURSE - They made you burn yourself like that?

ERIC - Oh no, they didn't make me do it. I chose to get branded.

NURSE - Oh I see. So that makes it even more dumb.

(The nurse manages a chuckle as to not offend ERIC.)

ERIC - Non greeks don't understand.

(The nurse checks the results and grabs the thermometer.)

NURSE - Keep this in your mouth. I'll be right back.

ERIC - Mmmmm hmmmm.

(She steps out.)

DELL - How you feelin'?

ERIC - Mmmmm kay.

DELL - You got us for quite a scare man.

ERIC - I mmm know. My bad.

DELL - Has this ever happened to you before?

ERIC - Uhhhhh uhhhhh.

DELL - That's crazy.

ERIC - I mmmmm know. Well mmmm I memmmber once when mmmmm was on the mmmm and...

DELL - Stop talkin' Eric, Lord!

(ERIC laughs.)

(silence)

DELL - And since I got you here and you're quiet for once, let me tell you the real reason I'm even here. Let's talk Kappa business shall we?

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TAMMI - I want to get your opinion on something.

ROBBIE - Okay.

TAMMI - You're a really good person to ask and I do want your honest opinion.

ROBBIE - Well you know I'm gonna be honest with you babe. Fo sho.

TAMMI - And I would like your support on this as well.

ROBBIE - I always got your back. What's up?

(TAMMI pauses and smiles. She sits up straight.)

TAMMI - I think I want to pursue Zeta Phi Beta. What do you think?

(ROBBIE starts to choke.)

TAMMI - Baby are you okay?

(She starts to hit him on his back to help him.)

TAMMI - You okay?

ROBBIE - Cough! Cough! What did you say? Cough!

TAMMI - Are you alright baby?

ROBBIE - Yeah I'm fine. What did you just say?

TAMMI - I was saying that I was thinking about going Zeta.

ROBBIE - What in the world made you want to go Zeta?

ROBBIE thinks - No! No! No!

TAMMI - Well, for one its a great organization. They've done some great things in the community, did you know they do that campus clean and food drive?

ROBBIE - That's no reason to pledge! They all do good shit and have good service projects.

ROBBIE thinks - Leah would... shit Leah would haze the hell out of Tammi! I can't let her do this!

ROBBIE - Why all of a sudden you wanna pledge? This never came up before.

TAMMI - I just never said anything. But I've thought about it. I thought about Delta and Zeta. But I'm much more interested in Zeta and what they have to offer and what I can bring to the organization.

ROBBIE thinks - Oh my God!

ROBBIE - I don't see you as a Zeta though. I don't really see you as greek, but I really don't see you as Zeta.

TAMMI - Why not?

ROBBIE - Well I hate to be stereotypical, but people do fit in to their organizations.

TAMMI - What?

ROBBIE - For example, everyone knows that the Kappas call themselves pretty boys. So if a dude is already pretty, or thinks he is, he'll more than likely lean toward Kappa. Ya know?

TAMMI - But that's silly. Isn't it?

ROBBIE - Not necessarily. It depends on the person. But the point is, I don't see you going Zeta.

(silence)

ROBBIE - At all.

TAMMI - Wow. Well I'll think about it. I do trust your opinion.

(ROBBIE smiles to himself.)

ROBBIE - Yeah, I know what I'm talkin' about.

(silence)

(silence)

(silence)

TAMMI - It's just that me and Leah had such a great conversation over lunch last week, she really got me excited about it.

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DELL - Has this ever happened to you before?

ERIC - Uhhhhh uhhhhh.

DELL - That's crazy.

ERIC - I mmmmm know. Well mmmm I memmmber once when mmmmm was on the mmmm and...

DELL - Stop talkin' Eric, Lord!

(ERIC laughs.)

(silence)

DELL - And since I got you here and you're quiet for once, let me tell you the real reason I'm even here. Let's talk Kappa business shall we?

ERIC - Huh?

DELL - I said stop talking.

(ERIC listens.)

DELL - Now look. That mess you guys pulled at that club with the Alphas is gonna hurt yall. Do you know that they heard about that mess all the way up a headquarters? How is that making me look? This is my province. Every time I got drama its either you guys or Gregg and them. I mean shit Eric, what the hell?

(ERIC pulls the thermometer out of his mouth.)

ERIC - Wait a minute, how you gonna be bringin' this shit up now? I'm in a hospital for Pete sake Dell. This aint no chapter meeting.

DELL - I know, I can never get you guys assembled. If its not one thing, its another.

ERIC - So you think I faked getting sick or something? What the hell are you saying?

DELL - I'm saying I finally got a minute alone with the decision maker and I want some answers. Mr. Decision Maker.

(ERIC just stares back.)

ERIC - Same old Dell. I should've known. I thought you were at least human for making sure you got me to the hospital. I guess it was too much to ask for you to be brotherly.

DELL - I'm more brotherly then you'll ever appreciate me for. We won't have a brotherhood at all if you young brothers keep breaking the rules and violating standing orders. Then what?

ERIC - Aint nobody violating no rules Dell, shit.

DELL - Oh really? Shall I open up my briefcase and start to list all the offenses I got on record against the Amgis brothers?

(ERIC just sighs as he sits back. He holds his head and looks around the doctor's office.)

ERIC - I can't believe you're bringing this shit up now.

(ERIC isn't looking at DELL. He's rubbing the back of his head and looking out the window.)

ERIC - You're a trip man. Damn.

DELL - Whatever Eric. So are you gonna give me some answers now or what?

(silence)

(ERIC picks his head up and looks at DELL.)

ERIC - Okay Dell, I'll play. Since you wanna make this official, refer back to your rules and orders. I don't have to divulge any information to you unless we are in a meeting setting. This is hardly a meeting setting. So if you'll excuse me, I'm not feeling like company right now unless its the company of my doctor.

DELL - Fine Eric. But I will get to the bottom of this.

ERIC - Good bye Dell.

DELL - Good bye Eric.

(DELL grabs the door and opens it. He turns back as he's walking out.)

DELL - Hope you're feeling better.

(DELL smiles. ERIC doesn't.)

ERIC thinks - He is such a jerk. Damn!

(The doctor walks into the room.)

DR. THOMAS - Hello, I'm Dr. Thomas. And you are...

(He grabs the chart as ERIC says his name.)

ERIC - I'm Eric.

DR. THOMAS - Hey Eric. Hmmm, seems like you were out for a while huh?

ERIC - Yeah seems like it.

DR. THOMAS - Are you sleep now?

ERIC - No.

DR. THOMAS - Okay, we're just gonna run some tests and see what caused you to be out like that okay?

ERIC - Okay. I just can't believe this happened. I can't believe I'm in the hospital.

BEN - I can't believe Jessica is in the hospital!

JAY - Akina are you sure?

AKINA - Yes I'm sure! She tried to kill Eric but we saved him so now she's here to finish him off!

BEN - What?

(BEN looks at JAY.)

AKINA - We gotta do something!

JAY - Akina, nobody is trying to kill Eric okay?

AKINA - But I heard the announcement through my phone!

JAY - That's probably because its over a loud speaker Akina. It resonates through the phone.

AKINA - No, she's here somewhere Jay!

JAY - Come here girl.

(AKINA follows JAY to the receptionist.)

JAY - Excuse me, are all visitors signed in?

RECEPTIONIST - Yes, you have to sign in.

JAY - Can a random person just go upstairs? Or get past you?

RECEPTIONIST - No. Visitors have to be here to see a patient who is checked in and they sign in and get a pass from me.

JAY - Can we go see our friend? He just came in for some tests.

RECEPTIONIST - Was he admitted?

JAY - I don't know.

RECEPTIONIST - Unless he is a patient, you can't go see him.

JAY - And there's no way to get past you right?

RECEPTIONIST - Unless you wanna run into him.

(The receptionist points at the security guard behind her.)

JAY - Thanks.

(JAY walks back with AKINA.)

JAY - See? It's literally impossible to get up in here. This place is like prison. You probably heard the announcement because it resonates through the loud speaker.

AKINA - Maybe... you're right.

JAY - Sure I am. Don't worry, we'll be here with you til Eric comes back down. He'll be fine.

AKINA - Okay.

ERIC - Okay.

DR. THOMAS - And after you disrobe, put this on and we'll get started.

ERIC - Okay.

DR. THOMAS - I'll step right outside and be right back in.

ERIC - Okay.

(DR. THOMAS steps out and closes the door behind him.)

ERIC thinks - I can't believe Dell's ass.

(He takes off his shoes and pants. He hears the door open behind him as he is pulling his shirt over his head.)

ERIC - Not quite finished yet doc. Can I get another second?

JESSICA - Actually, I need a second of your time... to talk to you.

(JESSICA enters the room and locks the door behind herself.)

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